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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsFamily · 2 weeks ago

What do I say if I’m asked to speak at my sisters funeral this Saturday?

Serious question, I know some don’t believe me that I have a sister but everything I’ve typed here is true. Any thoughts on what I should say? Last question I’ll ask about her on here. 

  

Best everybody and thanks for the fun times on yahoo answers.  

Update:

I’d post her funeral home obituary on here but I’ve insulted her so much on here, with cause, and despite her issues I don’t wanna show her name on here or people will know who she is. As noted I want to respect her memory. 

  

Like I said my last post about the subject of the best everybody at yahoo answers.  Especially Pearl L.  

Update 2:

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago
    Favourite answer

    I think that, given how you saw her and felt about her, that it might be best if you took a pass on speaking at her funeral. You can say you prefer not to do it, no explanation needed.

  • 2 weeks ago

    "i knew my sister when she was alive, i preferred her that way"

  • Ann
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    Since you've constantly insulted your sister in the past ("with cause', according to you), then the best thing for you to do is to decline to speak.  If you wanted to show her respect, you should have done that while she was alive, and made peace with her while she had a chance to hear it from you. 

  • ?
    Lv 5
    2 weeks ago

    Remember a happy time a better time I'm sure there were some.

  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    Google what to say. Say nothing negative. 

  • 2 weeks ago

    We all know the reason you can't post an obituary is because there isn't one.

  • 2 weeks ago

    LOL in your sample all of those examples prove everyone's point -- they're days out of date. None of them were posted the same day as the death.

  • 2 weeks ago

    Pics or GTFO  .

  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    How about, sorry, YA, for not being a very good troll. I was dull, repetitive, and lacked realistic detail in every single one of my posts.

  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    Say, wow, how did we manage to get a funeral date so quickly in the middle of covid? The funeral directors must have been working overtime given my pretend sister only died hours ago.

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