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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 3 weeks ago

Where do you go when you can't hold in your gas?

Update:

CAT: And my mother smells of elderberries!!?  :D

Update 2:

Thank you Cat ;)

And Carbon.

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  • Harley Lady
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    If it's going to be a loud one, I try to find a private place. But, if it feels like a silent killer, I head to a crowd of people.

  • Jackolantern
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    If I'm in a store, I find the isle with the most people and let it rip.😮

    🙄

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    If I had to GO to a SPECIAL place EVERYTIME I had GAS?...... I could NEVER leave the HOUSE!!!.......😂😂😂😂

  • Mark
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    The "gas station".

  • 🐭 cat™ 🐭
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    I fart in your general direction! 

    Source(s): Monty Python
  • Carbon
    3 weeks ago

    To the nearest camp.

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