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? asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 2 months ago

Poetry: how do I make this a better punchline “Life is uglier than a toupee”?

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  • Jackolantern
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    The only thing uglier than life is an ill fitting toupee!

  • Taint No Thang
    Lv 4
    2 months ago

    You can't put a toupee on life. (And if you could, would you want to?)

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Life is uglier then the wars.

  • Hans von Thyssen.
    2 months ago

    Life is like a toupee, 

    Expensive and easily lost.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    ill-fitting toupee

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