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roderick_young
Lv 7
roderick_young asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 4 months ago

Riddle: When does 1 = 0?

What is it, that when you have only one, you have none?

Update:

Clever, @Tiptoe.  But I was thinking of another answer.

Update 2:

Other good answers!  I'll wait a week to CHOOSE one, unless someone comes up with the answer I was thinking of.

Update 3:

@anonymous answered: Only having one choice, you can say having no choice.

which is exactly what I had in mind, but they deleted their answer :(

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  • Anonymous
    4 months ago
    Favourite answer

    When the one you have is a zero.

    I've had a few relationships like that.

  • jeffdanielk
    Lv 4
    4 months ago

    One hand clapping

    One telephone in the world

    One person kissing 

  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    When you subtract 1 from it.

  • Weasel McWeasel
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    when you have one  Donald Trump.  He's a huge zero. 

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    When you need 2 to Tango.

  • Taint No Thang
    Lv 4
    4 months ago

    Vaccine dose. Takes two.

  • Laughing BOY
    Lv 7
    4 months ago

    Usually AFTER my 1st BEER........😂😂😂😂

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