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? asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 7 years ago

What would happen if someone walked up to the Fence at the White House and casually dropped of a rat snake?

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  • 7 years ago
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    Why would you do something like that to a perfectly harmless snake?

    There are enough snakes in the government as it is.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Poor Rat Snake he will get pick up for accessory to a crime. Your CRIME!!!

    But poor Rat Snake will be sitting under the bright lights answering the questions

    Security Service: What Were You Two Up To?

    Rat Snake: I wassssn't upsss to any thingsss I dontsss even knowsss that guy.

    Security Service: Oh yeah. REALLY.

    Rat Snake: reallysss. Isss jussst ssslipping through the grassssss. Sssswhosssissh I'm insss a dark bagsss then plopsss onsss a ssstrange lawnsss. Thensss all ssssss breaksss outsss. And yousss asssks me the quessstionsss.

    Security Service: LOOK SNAKE I'm not taking this ssslither talk from you. DO You Hear Me?

    Rat Snake: ssslither talksss? Are yousss making funsss of me?

    Security Service: Why are you ssso nervousss sssnakesssy? Slurring your words is a sign of nervousness! We're going to have to up the level of this interrogation SNAKE!.

    Rat Snake: I notsss ssslurr wordsss sssnake talksss jussst normal.

    So we c a new all see where it goes for Rat Snake ever crime for the last century will be pinned on Rat Snake for his culturally normal speech that was mistaken for nervousness.

  • 7 years ago

    It would naturally head toward the Oval Office - - - but the Secret service would demonstrate what happens to a rat snake when it is hit by machine gun fire from a half dozen sources.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT! If you are really lucky---all that will happen to you---will be your very swift arrest.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Your question only places your ignorance on parade for all to see.Been to the white house lately?Of course you haven't.If you had you know what you pose is an impossibility.It's not the 70's,when protesters marched in front of the white house.No,those days are gone.We are living in the security age and you suppose that some one could walk up to the fence and put anything through it is silly and uneducated.

  • Spocko
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    I doubt that WH security would let Rush in.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Go for it.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    America doesn't **** around with presidential security. We've had enough assassination attempts.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Ever heard of the Secret Service? I'd love to see you try this.

  • 7 years ago

    Get arrested

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