What is the best excuse that you've ever used?

it's wabbit season...pass it a long

I didn't know how to break up with a girl so i told her i was leaving the country

that was in grade 7

when i was eight years old "oh mum my car crashed and the police officer wanted money because i crashed so i had to pay him " when my mum asked me where is all the money on the had gone / lol

in fact i took the money to buy me a box of chocolate oh

good days ... good days lol

The dog ate my explosives.

"I'm not late, everyone's just early"

When I was late to school... they didn't believe me though :(

uhhhh epar?

for what?