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Sometimes I stick a line of string up my butt, light it on fire, and pretend I'm a stick of dynamite. My parents say it's really dangerous and also rather disturbing, but I don't get why they can't be happy for me. I always wanted to be an explosive, it's a life-long dream of mine. I just wish that they could respect what I want to do. They said I could be anything... but apparently they lied.

Okay, so I've recently been getting obsessed with bubbles. It's, like, everything about them! Their flavor, their shape, their texture, it just really turns me on in more ways than one! I was just wondering if I would be able to legally marry bubbles, because I want to have them in my life forever.

I know you can't answer this, I'm not an idiot. But here's the situation:

I often forget things, simple things like names, words, places, people. The easy things. I want to be a novelist, so you can imagine that this is a problem for me. Adding onto that, my family has a history with Alzheimers. My great-grandpa had it, and it took him hard from what I understand. Since conditions like this tend to skip a generation or two, and neither my grandfather nor my father show any signs of the illness, I have good reason to believe that I'll be next.

I don't want that to happen to me.

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