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I may have a wedding in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I want to hire a doorman, how do I?

I tried to apply to everywhere including cash jobs and asking family but have 0 jobs to work. I spend 24/7 at home right now but able to work, how do I get hired?

I completed highschool, and also have a University course. I want to work in McDonald's my application is always in review. I also tried to work cash in the local bakery but they couldn't hire me. I've also tried to ask family but no one is something available. Thank you for any responses.

How to use the illegal system to fly to my home country. I can't replace my identity documents on time and want to fly to my home country tomorrow.  i asked my family for help and every blood relative i have and others, and every person i know the dark web and every person i could to help me fly back and all the government my home country and the consular and also tried to call border services to go home but I wasn't able to get any help . Can someone please tell me how to use it. I don't know who to ask and reach several ends. I have my own idea but it requies walking through the earth the bering strait and through russia and china and then through, the countries in south asia to get to sri lanka. thanks for your help if you know what to do . 

I am using a google chrome device, it's an acer chromebook. Thanks for your help.