harry

ms. pac man... i often fantasize about surprising her on our anniversary with a beautiful power pellet feast, and a couple cherries to go with it! then, maybe she'll take my cherry! but... i'd kill all the ghosts that try to hurt her.... whenever i see them i get so mad that i clench my fists and shout. ive been evicted 4 times because of it, and i talked about pac man being a deadbeat husband at work and got ridiculed for it. i dont understand!!!! ms. pac man... if you can read this... i want to provide for you. care for you. make tender, sweet love to you and whisper to you "im cumming, im cumming inside you baby" as i release myself into you, giving you all my fluids. then, we'll raise a handsome family for the rest of our days!!! oh my, ms. pacman, just the thought of you gets my woody to salute the stars above! let me love you! ms. pacman!

ps... below is my fanart of what ms. pacman will look like with my babies.... its tough work... but i love you girl... you're the light of my life and all my quarters were yours.